Being a farm in Hawaii we have a Tiki of Lono - the God of (amoungst other things) Agriculture. We thought it appropriate, that where we were, and what we were doing, that we should have one. And of course, being gay men, we got one with a raging hard-on. (ha ha, a tiki made of wood with a woodie!)

However, being Scientists we promptly forgot about him and went on with our lives.

Then came the drought, un-ending months of ZERO rainfall. True we live on the 'Dry' side of the Island, but we should still get SOME rain. It was several months into the drought that we were reminded that we had a Tiki who should be providing rain for us, after all the plants are HIS responsibility, right? And then we realized that we had been ignoring him, and that if we wanted any relief that we should pay some respect to him. So we did. We began ring-tossing a cock-ring up into the air to try and ring his cock. And the day after Reese finally made the toss... it rained. It is now almost a month later with our normal rain pattern re-established, and we have hope that the drought is broken.


Thanx Be to Lono.

Now, as Scientists, we can not discount that, for reasons unknown to us at present, respecting Hawaiian Gods actually seems to work.

Labels: Hawaii, Our Queer Family

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1 Comments:

 Stephen commented:

Thanks be to Lono, indeed, because your draught may be ending very soon in a tremendous way...what with Hurricane Flossie on its way. Please batten down the hatches...I feel comfortable with ya'll on the side of the volcano, but watch out for flash flooding down the side of the volcano. Love you and let me know if you need anything.

S

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